PSA/Content Warning: The game contains adult themes, potentially offensive imagery and reckless behavior. This game in its entirety is a joke, we do not approve of any actions performed in-game. Don’t actually drink and drive kids.

Try to drive as far as possible before crashing your car! Post your highscore in the comments below.

If you're playing in-browser, it's recommended to play in fullscreen. For a smoother experience, download and run the .exe file.

Controls:

  • AD: Left/Right Movement
  • Space: Drink beer

Credits

  • Level Design, Programming: summwi
  • Programming, UI Design: dmbook
  • Art/Sound Design, Arms and Legs: IISKII

Assets:

EDIT: 11/23/2025 11:30 MST - removed speed cap, made shoulders more dangerous


Published 2 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows
Authorssummwi, IISKII, dmbook
Made withGodot

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speeding-simulator.exe 90 MB

Comments

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I don't get it... that's just my commute?

Guys you NAILED the feeling of speeding while drunk at the wheel. Fantastic job!

Play it with this music trust :

Hell Yeah Simulator

Hell yeah simulator

Haha I loved this entry! Well done :) I travelled 3.31 miles and killed a lot of people and cats. I feel guilty!